we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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