Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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