I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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