Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So vagazzling was a success
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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