I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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