D3 body, D1 cock
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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