I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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