I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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