it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.