I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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