she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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