I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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