Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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