I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Come on in and take your pants off
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