garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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