I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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