I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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