**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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