just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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