did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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