used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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