I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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