I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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