shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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