I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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