All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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