it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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