Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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