dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I forget how to act sober
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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