Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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