i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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