You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Mom said you looked used
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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