i already hear my dad disowning me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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