Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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