I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i think i have herpe
just one?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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