hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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