Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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