just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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