But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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