Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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