If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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