does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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