butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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