Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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