coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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