were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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