Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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