you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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