Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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