I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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