i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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