Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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