It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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