I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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