I think I just saw someone hide a body.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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