it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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