Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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