I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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